May 2013
katara:
a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks
March 2013
I have more conversations in my head than in real life
me: i need to lose weight
me: gains weight
Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
soyymilk:
the day I get a boyfriend will probably be never